To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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