Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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