It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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