What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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