marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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