Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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