Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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