SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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