I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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