His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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