Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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