I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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