Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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