I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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