The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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