Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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