She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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