sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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