On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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