i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
