Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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