***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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