We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
