I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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