Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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