Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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