i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize