11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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