I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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