Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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