and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
