soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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