Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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