His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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