out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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