so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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