what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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