I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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