I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
handjob tips. give me some.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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