Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
sarcasm needs its own font
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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