five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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