SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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