Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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