so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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