Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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