how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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