Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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