I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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