didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
accomplished twins. life is a go
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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