You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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