I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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