You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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